Tag: jokes
group name: strivefor3000
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August 19, 2008 03:34 PM EDT --
C ursing at Work
Dear Employees:
It has been brougto management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation . . . more
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July 22, 2008 09:58 AM EDT --
Your Yearly Dementia Test
It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. . . . more
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August 19, 2008 03:02 PM EDT --
A strong young man at a construction site was bragging
that he could out do anyone in a feat of strength. He made a
special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. . . . more
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August 19, 2008 11:55 AM EDT --
A TEST FOR OLD KIDS
I was picky who I sent this to. It had to be those who might actually remember. So have some fun my sharp-witted friends. This is a test for us 'old . . . more
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August 21, 2008 12:53 AM EDT --
For those who wish to have a glass of wine.. and those who don't...this is something to think about.
As Benjamin Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is . . . more
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August 19, 2008 07:34 PM EDT --
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. . . . more
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August 21, 2008 01:35 AM EDT --
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring . . . more
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June 11, 2008 11:57 AM EDT --
Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make "housework" easier. For instance, a blender, a toaster, a new vacuum, one of those mops they advertise on . . . more
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July 18, 2008 11:34 PM EDT --
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the
ostrich, . . . more
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July 20, 2008 06:40 PM EDT --
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter . . . more
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July 20, 2008 08:34 PM EDT --
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in
Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!' . . . more
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July 21, 2008 09:43 PM EDT --
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. . . . more
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August 20, 2008 12:52 PM EDT --
A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that, in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House' for instance, is feminine: . . . more
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June 08, 2008 12:06 PM EDT --
ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE
It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are
Female jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a
True female joke. I offer it to you . . . more
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June 20, 2008 01:49 AM EDT --
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'
The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your . . . more
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June 20, 2008 02:02 AM EDT --
HERE IS A FUN GAME FOR MEN AND WOMEN. PLEASE NAME THE ITEMS THAT YOU CAN PURCHANSE IN A DRUG STORE SUCH AS WALGREENS.
PLEASE LIST EACH ITEM INDIVIDUALLY IN EACH BOX.
YOU CAN . . . more
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June 20, 2008 02:27 AM EDT --
FUN GAME - HOW MANY ARTICLES OF CLOTHING CAN YOU NAME FOR MEN AND WOMEN?
PLEASE LIST EACH ITEM SEPARATELY IN EACH BOX.
LET SEE WHO CAN COME UP WITH THE MOST ARTICLES OF CLOTHING THE MEN . . . more
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June 23, 2008 02:19 AM EDT --
Growing up as a Kid I remember:
My friends Mom wanting to know
why as off the block.
Not getting caught dead in shorts.
Metal Lunch boxes with a thermos.
The Forest . . . more
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June 23, 2008 10:32 PM EDT --
Daddy Longlegs
A father watched his young daughter playing i the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing . . . more
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June 24, 2008 05:44 PM EDT --
A Round of Golf Made in Heaven | Jun 20
Jesus, Moses and a short, fat, bald guy are going to play a round of golf.
The threesome starts off the first hole and it is a very tight match. The short, . . . more
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